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The names Jessica.
Nothing super special! :D:D
Just me take it or leave it! (:
Nickname that would be DOZE/DOZER!!!

queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

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Omg! I love John Tucker Must Die!!! :)

Omg! I love John Tucker Must Die!!! :)

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death-by-lulz:

My Easter egg game is strong this year.

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Omg!!!! Adventure time! ;)

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equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

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disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

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Mmmmm!!!!!! Ohhh hello!

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